YOU GUYS WERE THERE THROUGH THE ABSOLUTE HARDEST YEAR OF MY LIFE AND I REALLY DON’T KNOW WHAT WOULD’VE HAPPENED TO ME WITHOUT YOU. I JUST LOVE YOU GUYS I WANT TO LIVE IN A MANSION WITH YOU GUYS ILYILYILY
she makes bad decisions
they count as her first and second time
maybe i am actually an empress who got turned into a llama or maybe a starfish
all the time
did u know that she went to fuck aaron after i told her i had cancer? ya that nigga thinks i dont know mhm but i do
maybe you’re a girl that lives in san francisco and your name is jennifer, maybe you’re just a starfish or a llama
but i think she married ryan reynolds now so its ok lets just hope she doesnt fuck it up
wow what a whore did you slap her
maybe youre a girl that lives in peru and your name is vania or you are emma watson
i thought she lost it to aaron bc he has a real dick
maybe i am a pokemon and i spun around and flew here with my 5 legs
pretty sure it was tj tho
bc the first time she fucked with aaron it was in a car and i doubt she would have been dumb enough to lose her virginity in a car
maybe you are, maybe you’re not. who knows? maybe you’re a llama
she makes bad decisions
they count as her first and second time
maybe i am actually an empress who got turned into a llama or maybe a starfish
remember they ate icecream and watched movies like a sleepover
couples are supposed to fuck at sleepovers
i’m a starfish i dont even know how i moved to malloy i dont even have a mouth
maci lost her virginity to him
that was a dumb thing to do i bet he couldnt even pleasure her bc small dick
ooh thats cool maybe you have starfish super powers so thats how you came here
i thought she lost it to aaron bc he has a real dick
maybe i am a pokemon and i spun around and flew here with my 5 legs
they made me sick. it was terrible. im glad they’re both over girls bc they werent a nice couple.
yes im glad too.
and what are you? are you a human or a slothman? or maybe you’re like an alien
remember they ate icecream and watched movies like a sleepover
couples are supposed to fuck at sleepovers
i’m a starfish i dont even know how i moved to malloy i dont even have a mouth
in each other smouths
no thats what maci and tj did
josh and i are normal
they are disgusting i threw up watching them (not watching them poop on each other)
i am glad you are normal slothmans
how do you poop
we just poop ya know
in each other smouths
Biggest plot twist since “The Empire Strikes Back”.
“whoever s the owner of the white Sudan
you left your lights on”
